[ Aranea rolls her eyes a little but does sit up straight, planting her feet firmly on the floor to accept the food. There's no room for a kitchen table - indeed, what she has barely passes as a kitchen, attached to an insignificant "great room" with the bed just further on. The couch is the centerpiece. They'll have to eat sitting there, like mannerless heathens; part of her imagines she'll enjoy the sight of someone as prissy as him being forced into such a casual position.
As for her utensils? They were largely left here from the last person who occupied the unit. Some of them could use more of a scrub than they got, with the metal being dingy and stained. Some of them are plastic and probably quite breakable. Also, there is a weird amount of chopsticks rattling around the utensil drawer. Deal with that, Stupeo.
Resting her plate on her lap, she drowns the meat in the sauce before taking a bite. ]
Not really. It wasn't like there was a curfew. You could, if you really wanted to. [ Go out at night, she means. ] The cities were actually pretty safe when I was a kid. [ well ] From daemons, anyway.
[ Her tone sombers a bit on those last three words. Quickly seeing a distraction before he pries further, Aranea reaches down and rolls up her right pant leg to just a bit past the ankle. There's a long scar there, having since grown shiny and puckered, a shade paler than her skin. ]
See this? Ran into a Tonberry in an alley when I was, like, thirteen. First daemon I ever took out.
[Aranea needn't worry- having lived on the road for several months now, he's actually used to people sitting on the damned cooler and chowing away at whatever he's prepared, or even just leaning back against a chocobo as they eat. And so he goes ahead and sits on the other cushion, one leg moving to cross over the other as he prods at the meal with a fork missing half of its tines.]
I suppose they do seem to stay clear of well-populated areas. I assume because of the lights.
[But then she's flashing her ankle, and the scar is thin and long and old enough not to appear too impressive-- until she adds the time frame.
Taking on a tonberry at thirteen. Really, the more he gets to know her, the more he realizes how damned scrappy she is.]
....I think my worst injury at that age had been a particularly gruesome paper-cut from one of Noctis's school projects, [It's spoken lightly, lips curled up in a wry smile. Of course later on he'd accumulate his own injuries, but having access to magical potions did fairly well at removing the evidence.
doesn't do a thing for the acne scars tho]
That's impressive, though. Had you already taken to carrying weapons?
[ Aranea is rolling her trouser leg back down as she answers. ]
Yeah. Not for the daemons, though. Growin' up alone in Niflheim's capital isn't always easy for a girl.
[ She still doesn't want to elaborate, though. Not yet, anyway, and not with him. It was so long ago. The fact that all the work she's put into rising to a comfortable, secure life has been so summarily ripped away from her for New Amsterdam's many variant wonders still chafes.
So, a subject change - or rather, a turnabout subject, bringing them back to his previous words. ]
You did the prince's homework, too? You must've made one hell of a royal nanny.
I would imagine Gralea to be like most cities: equal parts affluent and treacherous, and sometimes in the places you'd least expect. [While he'd never really had any bad encounters in Insomnia, he knew it was a city like any other. No matter where people gathered, society would shape itself to fill every nook and cranny.
He'll pause to take a few bites of food, though, leaving a bit of a break between her subject change and his answer. At least that's one he'd heard plenty to times before- that he was more a 'nanny' or a minder or any number of words, some more vulgar than others, to refer to his extraneous actions in regards to caring for Noctis.]
I assisted him when needed. I was more of a tutor. [...Okay, well he definitely wrote at least one paper for him, but that was in exceptional circumstance.]
But yes, I did help him with his schooling. It was interesting, though, getting to see his experiences with the public school system.
[A shrug, and then he'll gesture with the half-broken fork in her direction.] Is it to your liking?
[ Honestly, none of this is terrible. Four Eyes might have had, in her opinion, a boring life, but he's half again more tolerable than many of the people she's had to deal with during her time in the Imperial Army.
[There's a brief pause at the question- just a slightly, half-moment's hesitation in fork-to-mouth movement, as though swiftly making a decision. Better not to lie to her, he imagines.]
Well- the recipe called for a quarter-cup of ground locusts to add texture and protein to the sauce, but of course I had to substitute that.
[Another moment as he finished his mouthful, and finally shrugs a shoulder, fully anticipating getting a heel to the ribs in a moment.]
[ As he's talking, her own fork is halfway to her mouth...
With a sound (and almost ominous) clink, the very same utensil is set back down onto the plate. Her expression is inarguably serious and a bit severe as she stares at him. She never made him promise not to feed her bugs, per se, but that's only because it never occurred to her. Because she is a sane individual.
For several seconds, silence looms. And then: ]
Okay. I think it's time we set some ground rules for this little arrangement of ours.
[He would have preferred to be kicked, to be quiet honest.
He frowns, slightly- Sure, he knows everyone has had their own personal hangups over one of the main ingredients used in daily cooking here being insects, rather than meat from larger creatures- but that was just a part of life here. And it wasn't as though they were large, dirty grubs shoves gracelessly into the meal!
A swallow, and he wishes they had managed to scrounge for some wine. Or anything that would ease some of the sting of the conversation they have to have now.]
[ Her husky drawl is as confident as ever. She doesn't continue eating quite yet, though - whether or not that's reluctance or just theatrics is yet to be determined. ]
I get the bugs. Doesn't mean I wanna know they're there. Keep me ignorant, Four Eyes. Just tell me it's chicken next time.
[He listens, and it's fair enough. She can eat them, so long as she isn't aware. Something he can respect, even if she's giving him blanket permission to lie in regards to any insect-additions to foodstuffs. Unlike Aranea, though, he's clearly not bothered by the food.]
...Very well. What sort of penalties? Or would that be dependent on the specific delinquency?
[He shifts his legs slightly, sitting back against the couch, now that he's not worried about getting a foot in his side.]
As for three: No retroactive penalties. No one can be expected to adhere to a rule that didn't exist. And I suggest that four is that rules can be added, removed, or revised by any party at any time, provided they both agree to it.
[ A firm, agreeable nod. Aranea once again drowns the, uh, meat in the sauce before taking a bite. There's no crunch, which is good. She probably would have thought too hard about her meal if there turned out to be a crunch. ]
Penalties are assigned after an infraction, but all parties have to agree. [ Beat. ] That's you an' me.
[ She gestures lazily toward her meal. ]
For this, I'll give you a get-out-of-jail-free card. No penalties tonight.
[Hey, it's still meat, ok. Well, fish. But there's just a little extra something to it. But yes, at least there's no crunch where there shouldn't be crunches. Though that does give ideas for adding some to breading and crusts--]
Agreed. [If he'd had a drink, he'd lift it in a half-toast of agreement.] And I appreciate your generosity in not already breaking the aforementioned third rule after my initial breaking of the first.
[There's a small smile at that, and he glances down at his own meal.] Speaking of the food- do you have any preferences of your own? I imagine you can't be terribly choosey in the military, but if you could be?
[ Trained, left, went back... It just feels important to point out. Her life has straddled the line of mercenary work and military discipline, often depending on her whims and the benefit of an established paygrade versus the benefits of freelance work.
As for his question? ]
Always preferred fish to fowl. Anything deep fried is good by me, too. [ A thoughtful little pause. ] Not much of a girl for greens. Always felt salad was like bird food. Maybe you could change my mind.
[He's at least started to notice her dry, one-line comments in regards to her time before their meeting- and while he's sure she would outright tell him if he was treading too close to uncomfortable subjects, or asking too many nosy questions, he can at least take something of a hint and back off.
Besides, learning about someone's tastes is much more interesting.]
I'm certain there's some way they could be prepared to your liking. I'm not sure how much of a variety there is here, but different types have all different tastes, as well.
[There's a bit of a proud smile at the half-challenge of 'changing her mind' about it. Look he's gotta take his wins where he can, and this is something he's absolutely comfortable in.] Perhaps I'll try that next: something palatable but vegetarian.
[ Another long, condemning pause. He doesn't crack, damn him, so she eases up. ]
Fine. In that case, penalties for each pun... let's say one fourth an infraction. Every four puns I have to listen to, you have to do somethin' for me.
[He thinks on that for a moment. Takes a bite of his own salmon(?)-and-cricket dinner as he considers. Aranea seems insistent on penalties for puns-- pressing for free rein on them may ruin this entire arrangement they have. And a favour for each fourth doesn't sound too terrible.]
Each one directed towards you, or that you're aware of? Do conversations with others publically available on the network count? Or those spoken to another while you're present?
Network doesn't count unless we're both already in the conversation. I'm not gonna penalise you for shit you say when you think I'm not 'round. Otherwise, if you know I'm in earshot—
[Which isn't wrong at all. After all, can't let himself or Noct enter into any nasty arrangements or treaties or anything of the sort, right?
Another thoughtful noise, and:]
If I know your in an earshot. You're opening yourself up to my making cases that I wasn't aware of whether or not you could hear me, or were paying attention. That would make it rather difficult to enforce punishment.
[You know what? He deserved that. And can't even be mad when that kick finally comes- as his hands are full of plate and utensils, he can't do much more than lift then to keep them from spilling everywhere as he spills onto the floor, laughing as he accepts it.]
You know, we hadn't agreed to the rules yet. And that was only two. Rather Pre-emptive penance, there.
[There's only a little spilled, and he'll set the plate down and immediately start picking up the stray bits of vegetables or small fish bones that had been left in the cut, still with that stupid self-satisfied smile.]
[ Drawing her legs up underneath her, Aranea resumes a more stately sprawl. Half of the couch is still given up for him, though, regardless or whether or not he's on the floor. ]
That wasn't a sanctioned penalty, that was a crime of passion.
[ She adds, referring to kicking him off the couch. As her smile indicates, Aranea's too pleased with herself. They're rather alike, in that regard. ]
[He dumps the floor-scraps to the edge of the plate, well away from the remnants of the rest of his meal. He'll pick them up, but he absolutely does not trust the floor in an apartment this cheap, in a world that may very well have illnesses they've never encountered on Eos. No thank you, floor-food.
Instead he'll shove himself up from the floor, walking around the couch to set his plate down on the counter- typically he'd go ahead and wash it now, but he'll wait until the end and do it and the pans he'd cooked with all at once, instead just giving another short chuckle at Aranea's comments.]
Not too often? [A click of the tongue and he shakes his head as he comes back to the couch.] You shouldn't make promises you can't keep either. Especially if you loathe what a pundit I can be.
[ok thats the last one for now promise.]
But alright. I agree. If for no other reason than your sanity.
[ Aranea makes a bit of a face at the pundit remark but otherwise lets it lie. Seeing that he's finished his dinner, with her plate in a similar state, she exercises especially less care and just leaves her dirty plate on the coffee table. ]
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As for her utensils? They were largely left here from the last person who occupied the unit. Some of them could use more of a scrub than they got, with the metal being dingy and stained. Some of them are plastic and probably quite breakable. Also, there is a weird amount of chopsticks rattling around the utensil drawer. Deal with that, Stupeo.
Resting her plate on her lap, she drowns the meat in the sauce before taking a bite. ]
Not really. It wasn't like there was a curfew. You could, if you really wanted to. [ Go out at night, she means. ] The cities were actually pretty safe when I was a kid. [ well ] From daemons, anyway.
[ Her tone sombers a bit on those last three words. Quickly seeing a distraction before he pries further, Aranea reaches down and rolls up her right pant leg to just a bit past the ankle. There's a long scar there, having since grown shiny and puckered, a shade paler than her skin. ]
See this? Ran into a Tonberry in an alley when I was, like, thirteen. First daemon I ever took out.
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I suppose they do seem to stay clear of well-populated areas. I assume because of the lights.
[But then she's flashing her ankle, and the scar is thin and long and old enough not to appear too impressive-- until she adds the time frame.
Taking on a tonberry at thirteen. Really, the more he gets to know her, the more he realizes how damned scrappy she is.]
....I think my worst injury at that age had been a particularly gruesome paper-cut from one of Noctis's school projects, [It's spoken lightly, lips curled up in a wry smile. Of course later on he'd accumulate his own injuries, but having access to magical potions did fairly well at removing the evidence.
doesn't do a thing for the acne scars tho]That's impressive, though. Had you already taken to carrying weapons?
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Yeah. Not for the daemons, though. Growin' up alone in Niflheim's capital isn't always easy for a girl.
[ She still doesn't want to elaborate, though. Not yet, anyway, and not with him. It was so long ago. The fact that all the work she's put into rising to a comfortable, secure life has been so summarily ripped away from her for New Amsterdam's many variant wonders still chafes.
So, a subject change - or rather, a turnabout subject, bringing them back to his previous words. ]
You did the prince's homework, too? You must've made one hell of a royal nanny.
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He'll pause to take a few bites of food, though, leaving a bit of a break between her subject change and his answer. At least that's one he'd heard plenty to times before- that he was more a 'nanny' or a minder or any number of words, some more vulgar than others, to refer to his extraneous actions in regards to caring for Noctis.]
I assisted him when needed. I was more of a tutor. [...Okay, well he definitely wrote at least one paper for him, but that was in exceptional circumstance.]
But yes, I did help him with his schooling. It was interesting, though, getting to see his experiences with the public school system.
[A shrug, and then he'll gesture with the half-broken fork in her direction.] Is it to your liking?
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[ Honestly, none of this is terrible. Four Eyes might have had, in her opinion, a boring life, but he's half again more tolerable than many of the people she's had to deal with during her time in the Imperial Army.
Although... ]
What's in this, though? You never told me.
[ danger, danger ]
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Well- the recipe called for a quarter-cup of ground locusts to add texture and protein to the sauce, but of course I had to substitute that.
[Another moment as he finished his mouthful, and finally shrugs a shoulder, fully anticipating getting a heel to the ribs in a moment.]
The crickets were cheaper.
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With a sound (and almost ominous) clink, the very same utensil is set back down onto the plate. Her expression is inarguably serious and a bit severe as she stares at him. She never made him promise not to feed her bugs, per se, but that's only because it never occurred to her. Because she is a sane individual.
For several seconds, silence looms. And then: ]
Okay. I think it's time we set some ground rules for this little arrangement of ours.
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He frowns, slightly- Sure, he knows everyone has had their own personal hangups over one of the main ingredients used in daily cooking here being insects, rather than meat from larger creatures- but that was just a part of life here. And it wasn't as though they were large, dirty grubs shoves gracelessly into the meal!
A swallow, and he wishes they had managed to scrounge for some wine. Or anything that would ease some of the sting of the conversation they have to have now.]
...Alright. Go ahead.
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[ Her husky drawl is as confident as ever. She doesn't continue eating quite yet, though - whether or not that's reluctance or just theatrics is yet to be determined. ]
I get the bugs. Doesn't mean I wanna know they're there. Keep me ignorant, Four Eyes. Just tell me it's chicken next time.
[ Did he think he was getting off easy? Well -- ]
Two. Penalty for infractions.
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...Very well. What sort of penalties? Or would that be dependent on the specific delinquency?
[He shifts his legs slightly, sitting back against the couch, now that he's not worried about getting a foot in his side.]
As for three: No retroactive penalties. No one can be expected to adhere to a rule that didn't exist. And I suggest that four is that rules can be added, removed, or revised by any party at any time, provided they both agree to it.
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[ A firm, agreeable nod. Aranea once again drowns the, uh, meat in the sauce before taking a bite. There's no crunch, which is good. She probably would have thought too hard about her meal if there turned out to be a crunch. ]
Penalties are assigned after an infraction, but all parties have to agree. [ Beat. ] That's you an' me.
[ She gestures lazily toward her meal. ]
For this, I'll give you a get-out-of-jail-free card. No penalties tonight.
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Agreed. [If he'd had a drink, he'd lift it in a half-toast of agreement.] And I appreciate your generosity in not already breaking the aforementioned third rule after my initial breaking of the first.
[There's a small smile at that, and he glances down at his own meal.] Speaking of the food- do you have any preferences of your own? I imagine you can't be terribly choosey in the military, but if you could be?
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[ Trained, left, went back... It just feels important to point out. Her life has straddled the line of mercenary work and military discipline, often depending on her whims and the benefit of an established paygrade versus the benefits of freelance work.
As for his question? ]
Always preferred fish to fowl. Anything deep fried is good by me, too. [ A thoughtful little pause. ] Not much of a girl for greens. Always felt salad was like bird food. Maybe you could change my mind.
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Besides, learning about someone's tastes is much more interesting.]
I'm certain there's some way they could be prepared to your liking. I'm not sure how much of a variety there is here, but different types have all different tastes, as well.
[There's a bit of a proud smile at the half-challenge of 'changing her mind' about it. Look he's gotta take his wins where he can, and this is something he's absolutely comfortable in.] Perhaps I'll try that next: something palatable but vegetarian.
And then you won't have anything bugging you.
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Rule 4.
[ Look at what you did, Ignis. ]
No puns.
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I can't in good conscious agree to a rule I'm destined to break.
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Fine. In that case, penalties for each pun... let's say one fourth an infraction. Every four puns I have to listen to, you have to do somethin' for me.
[ That's reasonable, right? ]
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Each one directed towards you, or that you're aware of? Do conversations with others publically available on the network count? Or those spoken to another while you're present?
[look he needs details before agreeing.]
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[ She takes another moment to think this out. ]
Network doesn't count unless we're both already in the conversation. I'm not gonna penalise you for shit you say when you think I'm not 'round. Otherwise, if you know I'm in earshot—
[ It counts. ]
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[Which isn't wrong at all. After all, can't let himself or Noct enter into any nasty arrangements or treaties or anything of the sort, right?
Another thoughtful noise, and:]
If I know your in an earshot. You're opening yourself up to my making cases that I wasn't aware of whether or not you could hear me, or were paying attention. That would make it rather difficult to enforce punishment.
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... Hopefully he can hold onto his plate. ]
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You know, we hadn't agreed to the rules yet. And that was only two. Rather Pre-emptive penance, there.
[There's only a little spilled, and he'll set the plate down and immediately start picking up the stray bits of vegetables or small fish bones that had been left in the cut, still with that stupid self-satisfied smile.]
Does this mean the next two are free?
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[ Drawing her legs up underneath her, Aranea resumes a more stately sprawl. Half of the couch is still given up for him, though, regardless or whether or not he's on the floor. ]
That wasn't a sanctioned penalty, that was a crime of passion.
[ She adds, referring to kicking him off the couch. As her smile indicates, Aranea's too pleased with herself. They're rather alike, in that regard. ]
Don't worry, that won't happen too often.
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Instead he'll shove himself up from the floor, walking around the couch to set his plate down on the counter- typically he'd go ahead and wash it now, but he'll wait until the end and do it and the pans he'd cooked with all at once, instead just giving another short chuckle at Aranea's comments.]
Not too often? [A click of the tongue and he shakes his head as he comes back to the couch.] You shouldn't make promises you can't keep either. Especially if you loathe what a pundit I can be.
[ok thats the last one for now promise.]
But alright. I agree. If for no other reason than your sanity.
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So?
You stayin' the night or what?
[ Romance lives. ]
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